Uh, huh... thick ones, long ones, some so huge you have to wonder if they're real or not.

    Hi there, I'm Miss Direction and I handle everything in the "D Department,"... and I do mean, "handle," baby.  You can ask me anything you want, but my mouth is usually too full to answer.  The only help I can offer is to help you get-off.

    You gotta question?  I got a question, too.  When are you gonna stop asking so many stupid questions and stuff me with that monstrous meat-packed sausage?

    Fifteen sets of books below conceal 15 "D Department" pictures -- photographs with Stiff Willies in them someplace... we know not where.  Your mission, (should you accept it,) is to find out where these boys are playing "hide the salami."