At least, I think it is... or was it supposed to be breasts... I forget.  Oh, well.... anyway.

    Hi, I'm Miss Begotten and these are my... I mean, this is the "B Department," and I'm in charge here... well, sorta.  Actually, I don't have a clue, so don't ask me anything -- I can't even find the keyboard on my darn computer... these things keep getting in the way.

    So... I'm supposed to like tell you that... ah... there are some books on the shelves down there someplace... or whatever... And, if you like click them with your mouse, or something... ah... you'll see like a movie.  No, wait... ummmmm...... some dirty pictures or something... whatever.  And, if you get lost, (like I always do) just use your browser's "back" button and you'll end up back here.

    By the way, you should come back here a lot because they keep changing the pictures here so often I can't even keep track of them anymore.  And tell those boys to stop pinching my breasts every time they walk by my desk... my nipples are getting sore.